March Poetry Challenge (25th March, 2013)

In the Mix

Drink til your heart’s content

Tonight the tab’s on me
We’re celebrating once again
Because I’m thirty-three.

It’s not often you turn a third of a century,

In fact, it’s only once.
If I thought it was anymore
I would surely be a dunce.

After an hour or two, or maybe three,

If you feel the ground shake
It might be you’ve had one too many
But have another Earthquake.

You might feel the wind in your hair,

A gentle breeze drifting by,
Or it’s just a Hurricane
Making you think you can fly.

If you’re hanging for Sex on the Beach

Make sure you bring a friend
And an Orgasm should be shared
Before the night comes to an end.

If you find you’ve had a Salty Dog

Come barking at your heels
Take a hair of the dog quickly
And let me know how it feels.

Four Horseman can’t carry you

Through the entire night
So down a Margarita
Before the first shard of light.

Don’t want to suffer from

Death in the Afternoon?
Maybe something lighter sounding
Before you start to swoon.

A Tokyo Tea might do the trick

Though it’s tougher that it sounds;
Don’t blame if you wake
With a head that pounds.

I have a pretty heavy friend,

Harvey Wallbanger is his name,
He’s crafty in his work
And never takes the blame.

So while you’re celebrating

Remember just one thing –
You might think you’re all that
But you really shouldn’t sing!