Not a Doctor

17/08/2020 –  Poem a Day Compilation



I am not a doctor.

I would never say I am.

So how do so many others

Get away with such a scam?

Junk Mail Prose

27/07/2020 -  Poem a Day Compilation



Hello Sir,

(I’m actually a Miss,

But we’ll let that slide for today)

I have a business to share with you.

(I’m quite sure you don’t

As I’ve had these things before)

I am Barrister Charles Anthony

(You’re not Charles Anthony,

And you’re definitely not a barrister)

I am contacting you to assist retrieve

(I’m pretty sure a barrister has

Better grammar than this poor attempt)

His huge deposit Mr Alexander left in the bank

(Mr Alexander should be more careful

With his huge deposits in future)

Before its get confiscated by the bank.

(I’d say that Mr Alexander has

Been up to no good, wouldn’t you?)

Get back to me for more details.

(That’s a bit rude, not even a please?

That’s not how we do business, mate)

Barrister. Charles Anthony

(Yes, so you said at the top,

It wasn’t that long of an email)