Shower

10/10/2020 -  Poem a Day Compilation



I told you I was going for a shower,

You asked if you could join me there.

We’d only talked once before

And It was more than I could bear.



I went in the shower alone,

I didn’t even take my phone.

You were not allowed inside,

No matter how you might whinge or moan.



I didn’t answer your messages,

I’m afraid to say I was a ghost;

But it’s all that you deserved from me

But I bet it makes you boast.



“Another girl couldn’t handle me,

I must be too much man.

She couldn’t even take a joke,

I doubt there’s a bitch that can.”



I know you’ll find another woman

To try your lines upon

And I hope you’re not even as successful

As a bad telemarketing con.



Now, I’ve wasted enough time on you

I’m off to enjoy my day,

And if I ever meet you

You’d better not get in my way.