Backseat Driver

14/08/2020 -  Poem a Day Compilation



Do you know where you’re going?

    Yes, I’ve driven there lots.

But do you know the quickest way?

    I’m going the easiest way.



Don’t forget there’s that speed camera.

    Which one?

The one after that bend. You know.

    OK.



Slow down, you trying to kill us?

    It’s a 70 zone, I’m doing 68.

Red light. Red light! RED LIGHT!

    Mate, it’s a hundred metres away.



Can you put Britney on?

    My car, my tunes.

I can Bluetooth it.

    You’re not pairing to my car.



You’re going the wrong way.

    No, I’m not.

You should have turned there.

    I know where I’m going.



I need to go to the toilet.

    Why didn’t you go before we left?

I didn’t need to go then.

    How old are you? Like three?



It’s easier if you take the motorway.

    I know, that’s why I’m going that way.

You need to speed up.

    You know there’s a limit, right?



Watch that truck.

    What truck?

The one over there.

    You mean in the breakdown bay?



I thought it was going to pull out.

    It didn’t even have the engine on.

Still, you never know.

    Mate, it’s fine.



Are we nearly there?

    I thought you knew the way?

But I’m hungry.

    You’ll just have to wait.



Can we change the radio station?

    No, I like this music.

But Metallica sucks.

    Get out!