Friday, August 21, 2020

The Clipboard Warriors

16/08/2020 –  Poem a Day Compilation



We’ve all be accosted at some point

By those overly friendly people

Happy to take up your time

With what we know are worthwhile causes.



But if you’re anything like me

You’ll not have the time to engage

Or have already given more than you should

To their charity or organisation.



So, we’ll employ those little tricks

Just to make it through the throng

Of clipboards, pamphlets and iPads

And the occasional furry koala.



“Hi, mum,” you’ll say quite loudly

Into a phone that’s not even on,

“No, I haven’t got a date for John’s wedding”

As you eye roll and continue to walk.



If you’re voice acting isn’t so good,

Usually a mime is more than enough,

An exaggerated tap of your watch

And an overly apologetic stare.



Sometimes they manage to catch you

As you’re standing at the pedestrian crossing

But never fear their approach

When you’ve got this trick up your sleeve.



“OMG, you wouldn’t believe it!”

You say, a little too enthusiastically,

“I’ve just signed up to monthly

Direct debit payments with you.”



They’ll be so thrilled to hear this,

And you can always add the line,

“I wouldn’t want to take up your time When there’s so many others you could ask.”

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