How to Drive Me Wild

02/09/2020 -  Poem a Day Compilation



Some people get a kick

Out of kinks and other things

That happen in the bedroom

Or outside on the swings.



But if you really want to know

How to drive a woman wild

You need to do just a couple of things

And your request will be duly filed.



Learn to cook a delicious breakfast

Or be able to clean a house;

Make laundry your priority

And don’t be such a louse.



Tell me that you love me

At any time of day

And listen without interruption

To every word I say.



See, it’s not so very hard, you know,

To get the woman you desire:

Just be perfect in every single way

And your love life won’t be so dire.



But if you can’t achieve perfection

A good and loving heart will do,

Be the man you always dreamed you’d be

And ecstasy will surely ensue.