I need the flashlight, honey.
I’ll see if I can find it,
What do you need it for?
I’m just looking for something.
I can’t find the flashlight.
Will a candle do?
Only if you want to burn the house down.
No need for sarcasm.
Do you remember where you put it?
It should be in the draw.
It’s not in the draw.
When did you use it last?
When I was cleaning out the attic.
Maybe you left it up there.
Why can’t you put things back?
I didn’t leave it anywhere.
You must have because it’s not in the draw.
Are you sure it’s this draw you put it in?
Well, I didn’t put it in the sock draw.
I wouldn’t be surprised if you did.
Why am I looking for the flashlight, anyway?
I can’t leave what I’m doing, that’s why.
If you just put things back where they belonged.
Is it in your toolkit?
Maybe, just hurry up and find it.
Ok, ok, no need to get shirty.
Where’s the toolkit?
Under the stairs next to the vacuum cleaner.
Right, oh, so that’s where my laundry basket went.
Why is the laundry basket under the stairs?
I was using it for ... something ... I don’t remember.
Your memory has more holes than this basket.
Did you say next to the vacuum cleaner?
Yes, next to, or maybe behind.
Found it, under the vacuum.
Why did you put it there?
Just get the flashlight, I’m in a rather awkward position.
Keep your knickers on, I’m looking.
What on earth is all this stuff?
Don’t worry about the other stuff - the flashlight!
Got it but you really should sort out that toolkit.
What do you need it fo- ?
Stop laughing and give me the flashlight.
Oh, oh no, this is too good.
What on earth were you doing?
I was testing them out and I dropped the key.
I just need to get a photo, just hold that thought.
Do you want me to look for the key?
No, I can do it myself, just give me the flashlight.
You’re going to look back at this and laugh.
Why were you testing them, anyway?
It was meant to be a surprise, for later.
Oh, you are one big constant surprise.
Have you found the key?
Yes, I’ve almost got it.
Maybe next time wait to me to handcuff you to the bed.
Do you want a cup of tea?
Please, that would be lovely.
Oh, and put the flashlight away when you’re done.
We don’t want this happening again, do we?
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